Things I don't want for Christmas:

* Long winters.
* Smoking again.
* Short hair.
* Weak immune system.
* Negative people around me.
* Big belts.
* Taylor Swift.
* Continue living in the Midwest.
* Eating red meat.
* Addictions {this one applies to a WIDE range of stuff: Dexter, mexi-candy, facebook, etc}
* Creeps near me.
* All-things-Twilight.
* Americans americanizing {aka, destroying} good things. Ex The Girl in The Dragon Tattoo, Skins.
* The Black Eyed Peas

Got it? get it? good.